Okay, Skywalker, here's the deal:
I'm looking for a few padawans to bring into my Jedi Training Camp.
I don't need quantity, I need quality.
With the 2 spots available, a dedicated Skywalker is what I seek. 6 months of intense focus on you, your business, and your unique Jedi Powers.
Please fill out this short questionnaire if you feel the Force.
You know there's something bigger for you and your business/concept and you're ready to take on the challenge. Reach out soon before you're consumed by the Dark Side.
If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that Michael is a genuinely cool guy. Yes, he's still a total goofball, and yes, he's super handsome. And yes, he's writing this description. Point made ;)